Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Outline for Obama's upcoming address on jobs has been stolen

An undercover Breitbart operative posing as a housekeeper at the $50,000/week estate in Martha's Vinyard where the Obama's vacationed has stolen an outline of Obama's upcoming address on jobs.

That outline is reproduced below:

0. Check that teleprompter is on
1. Note severity of crisis and historic challenge
2. Shout out to the person on Michelle's left who still has a federally funded green job
3. Praise self for everything bad that didn't happen
4. Shout out to Navy Seal's widow on Michelle's right; praise self for Bin Laden's demise
5. Blame Bush for everything bad that did happen
6. Blame earthquakes, etc, while praising government response to Irene as way of blaming Bush for Katrina
7. Call for government to "invest" more money on "targeted" programs to restart economy
8. Call for balance, civility and common effort in the national interest while castigating GOP as ideologically extreme, heartless, politically driven Tea Party scum
9. Blame GOP for everything bad that will happen if money not invested
10. Say Congress cannot afford to "do nothing" to establish liberal talking points of Do Nothing Republicans and Truman/Dewey analogy, which we will hear from now until November 2012
11. Close with soaring Obama rhetoric that acts like a Progressive date-rape drug -- Liberals swoon when drug is administered but shortly after coming to, can't recall anything that was said or done

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